Well god damn, who thought I’d get lucky during the holidays by just sitting at home and surfing the web. I’ve never been a big believer in all these online dating sites that promise you sex on the first date but never deliver. Well, I found this new one I never came across before and thought I’d try it out just for fun and to see if it worked or not.

So I signed up to My Date Corner and started searching the sex personals for some hot chicks in my area that would want to have sex with me. I found one that I liked and contacted her. I never thought I’d actually hear from that girl but to my big surprise I got a reply only a few hours later. And guess what. She wanted to meet with me that very same evening. I told her that she could come over to my place if she wanted and she agreed.

She showed up at my door at 9 as agreed, I let her in, we had a little drink, a little chat and then it was obvious that she didn’t want to waste too much valuable “quality” time if you know what I mean
And damn it, was it worth it! Never have I had such a tigress between my sheets!

Anyway, enough talk, I’ve gotta go put my balls in a bowl of ice while I surf My Date Corner to find my next treat

You probably remember that first Paris Hilton sextape where you could see Paris fucking Rick Solomon or whatever his name was. Too bad it was all filmed in night vision. Seeing people fuck in green and black shades just doesn’t do it for me.

But Paris wouldn’t be Paris if she wouldn’t let herself get caught doing the nasty deed again. And this time there’s no night vision crap of any kind. Full color it is baby, hell yeah! The video can be seen online on Kara’s XXX.

I don’t know who she’s banging on this video but if you do know please share it with the rest of us. Last thing I heard is that she was together with that dude from Good Charlotte, I don’t think it’s him but what do I know?

Watch the video at Kara’s XXX!

Poor Paris, first her grandfather takes her out of his will and now this. Ah well, as long as she has fun so do we. Go Paris go! :)

This is not porn related but I just found something where you can build your own virtual online town. The purpose of this game is to get new inhabitants for your town. I’d appreciate it if you’d all would click the pic below and visit my town. Each time someone new visits my “town” it gets a new inhabitant.

Pretty silly I know but even pornographers have to keep themselves busy when they’re not slinging porn around

Click here to visit my virtual town.

If you have a virtual town of your own please leave the url in the comments section of this post and I’ll make sure to visit it myself.

Thanx!

If you want to improve your changes of getting laid on the first date you better read the next tips. 

10 secrets you need to know

1. All women like surprises; women believe they should be surprised at least once a month.
2. All women have fantasies. A man should take the time to find out her fantasy.
3. Women want a man to be sensitive yet fight for them if they needed to.
4. Women want a man to be gentle and rough at the same time.
5. Women want to be told they’re beautiful, then after a time told they’re sexy.
6. Women want their man to notice when another man tries to pick them up, but refrain from jealousy.
7. Women will alter their appearance with a new hairstyle or buy something skimpy for themselves, not a man.
8. A woman will groom herself that day if there is a chance for her to meet someone that night.
9. Women believe in the fairytale and will look at most men in the first 30 seconds as if they could be the prince they have been looking for.
10. If a woman really likes a man, she will spend all day trying to look good for him and still not feel perfect, yet at times she will not be made up and feel perfect.

10 ways make yourself attractive to woman

1. Be confident in who you are.
2. Have a sense of humor.
3. Show good manners.
4. Be respectful.
5. Be controversial.
6. Be sensitive.
7. Ask her what she wants and likes.
8. Don’t just tell her you do, but put your trust in her.
9. Tell her about one time your feelings got hurt.
10. Kiss her softly, then kiss her passionately.

7 sure-fire ways to repulse a woman

1. Tell her what you don’t want her to wear.
2. Look at another woman while talking to her.
3. Show her that you have no direction in your life.
4. Be too proud of your qualities.
5. Drink too much or have a serious addiction.
6. Insult her style, friends or family.
7. Use stupid pickup lines like: “Do you want to have sex?” “Can I smell your roses?” “Baby, that’s the sweetest butt I’ve ever seen!” “Hey you, come here!”

The best pickup line

Observe what she is doing, then walk over and have a conversation about what is going on at that moment. For example, she is in the video store and looking at “The Departed.” You can either ask her about the movie and what she knows about it, or if you saw it you can say, “Loved that movie….” and start the conversation from there.

Good luck!

Source: Yahoo Personals

So it seems most of you guys voted for more porn movies on our previous poll. This means I’ll be adding more dirty movies to this blog in the future.

These were the results of the previous poll:

So it looks like you guys don’t want to see me have sex with a famous pornstar… Thanx a lot for that, damn you all!

Anyways, the new poll is up. Now you can vote what kind of movies you’d like to see. You can choose from these 5 categories: Anal Fucking, Big Tits, Mature Women, Lesbian, Female Orgasms

So head over to the poll and start voting!

Yeah that’s right. I’ve created a new site: Sex Chat Adventures. This one handles about everything I encounter while chatting with real live webcam girls. Every two days there’s a new item posted. Those items can be movies captured during a chat with one of those delicious babes or screenshots from the chat. You don’t know what I mean? Just take a look yourself!

Oh yeah did I mention their are a lot of links to free chat boxes on there?

Check out my new site now!

And a good February to all of ya! I know, shame on me for being such a lame ass. I’ve been busy as hell but that’s no excuse to not post here anymore.

To make it up to you guys I’m giving away 10 x 15 minutes of free access to Smiling Pussy’s Porn Movies

All you have to do is reply to (comment on) this thread and enter the following phrase in the comment’s body: “PORNO MAGNET MAKES MY BALLS ITCH!”

The first 10 people that reply get a free access pass from me so don’t forget to enter your email address in the email field otherwise I can’t get back to you. May the best men/women win!

Ok, 4 days late but so what!?

First of all I (Fonz, editor of Porno Magnet) want to wish all of you a Happy New Year. I hope you enjoyed your holidays because as of now it’s back to business as usual, well, at least for some of us

My New Years Eve kinda sucked. I got way to drunk the day before and was sick the entire next day. Result: I went to bed at 1am on New Year’s Eve. It must have been at least 15 years ago since that has happened. When I woke up the next morning I still felt bad, and the next morning, and the next morning, even today my stumach has difficulties absorbing any solid foods. I think I might have over-partied. Time to give the stomach and liver some rest. Until tomorrow that is because then it’s Friday which means we’re going partying again!

Ok, enough about me, I got a little, let’s call it a New Year’s present if you want, something for you:

I’ve got a movie for you from Alexus from Big Naturals who bounces her awesome big natural tits and slaps some guy’s face with it. Check it out!

Click here to play the movie

Check out Alexus full movie and lots of other big natural tit movies at Big Naturals! Just click here to visit this awesome big natural tit site!

Yes it’s that time of the year again. Love peace and understanding… Oh no wait that were the 60′s.

Anyways, I’ve found these 2 amateur hotties that have taken the time to take a photoshoot specially for this nice holiday.

Sammy from Sammy4U.com is a sizzling hot petite blonde swinger that just loves getting naked in front of the camera. Check out her X-mas pictures here:

 

 

 

 

 

 

While Jen from MyWifeJen.com loves to get her pictures taken by her hubby who then puts them only for us all to watch. Check Jen’s amateur footage out right here:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pornomagnet wishes you a Merry X-mas!

For those of you who actually read this blog, I’ve added a new poll since the last one wasn’t that popular it seems. I blame it on the boring questions which had nothing to do with porn, you perverts :)

If you look to the right navigation menu of Porno Magnet you’ll see a poll right underneath the “Daily Free Movie”.

The blog question is: “What would you like to see more on Porno Magnet?”

Answers are:

1. More Porn Pictures
2. More Porn Movies
3. More Pictures And Movies
4. Me having sex with famous pornstars

Go ahead and make your choice (on the right) and I’ll obey your command, *tip* choose #4