The black hottie in the movie below is about to get the surprise of her life. She was hired to make a porn movie with a guy that has a huge black cock. So they both get naked and she spreads her legs waiting for the guy to put his big shlong in her pussy. What happens next is kind of funny, look at the expression on her face when she gets penetrated by his monster dick. I guess she wasn’t expecting that

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Poor thing, she probably never handeled such a size before and will defenitely think twice before fucking a big dick again.

Fortunately (or unfortunately if you like to laugh with other people) not all fuck scenes are like this. At Round And Brown some of the most beautiful ebony babes ever seen get fucked hard and good by guys with big dicks.

Click here to see some real ebony fuck movies!

I got another movie from a friend of mine sent to my mailbox. It seems somewhere in a Spanish speaking country where one of the contestants in the local Big Brother has a pair of huge fake tits. And when wearing a bikini and playing water games things just could go wrong like shown in the clip below.

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Want some more big boob movies? Just click here!

Yeah that’s right. With the upcoming elections in Belgium a candidate for the Antwerp ”Nee” (what means as much as No) party has promised to give 40,000 blowjobs if she gets elected. Tania Derveaux is prepared to travel all around the world to give these blowjobs so grab your chance boys!

You can apply to get a free blowjob on this page if you’re interested.
Since I’m from Antwerp myself I might just apply as a candidate for the victory party

Time for some more fun stuff, it’s been way too long.

A few days ago I got this movie clip from a friend by email. Usually he just sends me the regular dirty emails but since I’ve them all before (says a lot about me doesn’t it?) I could really appreciate this one particular mail. It’s about this chick that’s taking off her top while running on a threadmill. Some of the reactions of the other visitors are just hilarious. Ah well, just check it out for yourself.

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If you’ve read this entire blog and you’re in the mood for more funny stuff feel free to check out my friend’s twisted blog.
Just click here to visit The Xlog!

Hot blondes with big fake boobs, GRAWL!!! Uhu, in the next movie you’ll see that porn shoots not all go as planned. This one surely belongs in PornoMagnet’s porn bloopers category (that is if I had one). The babe is hot, the shoes are not…

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I guess they forgot to tell her the floor was a bit slippery

In Denmark they’ve found the perfect solution to keep automobolists driving under the speed limit. But apparently even the most perfect solutions have their disadvantages. Just watch the following movie.

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Coming to a road near you soon, I hope

Or better said, “Got an OhMiBod?”.

This “handy” 5 1/2″ long (insertable) and 1 1/8″ in diameter accessoire vibrates on the tunes broadcasted by the iPod it’s connected to. I think a lot of chicks are going to listen to hardcore techno now

I guess that for me it’s waiting for that long awaited iPod controlled vagina. Or not…

More info on the OhMiBod can be found here.

It look likes bra’s can cause some serious damage  

KENTUCKY — Emily Davis was just having a little fun when she decided it would be a good idea to remove her bra and slip it around her friend’s car antenna. Her friend Tabitha Adams, clearly showing better judgment, disagreed — but since she was driving the car, she couldn’t do much about it.

The car with the two 17-year-old girls wasn’t driving down just any roadway, though. They were hauling ass down the popular Interstate 75 when Davis’ bra disengaged itself from the antenna and took wing into the air.

Unfortunately for Davis, who faces littering charged due to all the chaos and confusion — not to mention pain and suffering — caused by her underwire misadventure, the bra did not come to rest along the shoulder of the freeway.

Instead, the Bowling Green, KY teen’s brassier headed for the windshield of James Campbell’s vehicle. The 37-year-old Campbell, swerving to avoid the lingerie item, sustained a broken vertebra in his neck when his vehicle flipped several times. His passenger, 40-year-old Jeff Long, received several broken ribs.

According to the girls, the two men were gesturing at them in an attempt to get them to flash their breasts. Unsurprisingly, the men insist otherwise.

The girl’s friend, Tabitha Adams, 17, of Bowling Green, KY said she told Davis not to hang her bra outside because she knew it would fly away, according to the report.

Atkins said no other charges were expected.

Source: Ynot.com

Is your sexlife getting boring? Then maybe it’s time to try the Body Bouncer!

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Hehehe, this is a new one for me. My friend mailed me this little movie and and after looking at it I just had to go check out the site to see for myself what this “sex trampoline” was all about. It turns out the inventors/sellers of this item have created their very own body bouncer kamasutra.

And the good thing is that for as little as $199 you and your partner can start bouncing up and down

Now this one made me laugh :

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

source: Ananova.com