First let’s make one thing clear, unlike 90% of you guys I’m not gay!

But I found this on a board and found it pretty funny, that will teach the Jezus freaks.

01) Being gay is not natural. Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like the US, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why there is definitely only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Source: Reprobate on Medium Pimpin’

There ya go

No there’s nothing wrong with your eyes, you’ve read it right. Soccer midget fucking…

I got this email from a buddy of mine today with a movie clip attached to it. Because he sends me around 15 of those emails each day I always go through them rather fast. But this particular one really got my attention. It started with a midget in a soccer outfit juggling a ball, suddenly several shots of hot babes were flashing by and before I knew it the midget was actually banging and licking these hotties’ snatches. I thought by myself: “What the fuck!?” the movie structure made no sense at all. Soccer, midgets, fucking???

Ah well I thought it was quite funny so why not share it with you guys.

Click to play the movie