Archive for the 'Weird Stuff' Category

Senate candidate promises 40,000 blowjobs

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Yeah that’s right. With the upcoming elections in Belgium a candidate for the Antwerp ”Nee” (what means as much as No) party has promised to give 40,000 blowjobs if she gets elected. Tania Derveaux is prepared to travel all around the world to give these blowjobs so grab your chance boys!

40000 blowjobs

You can apply to get a free blowjob on this page if you’re interested.
Since I’m from Antwerp myself I might just apply as a candidate for the victory party :)

Gigantic boobs on this housewife

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

Holy crap, is it may already? Time sure flies by. I just got back from a small vacation at the beach. Weather was kinda shitty, too much wind and clouds, but I had fun anyways.

With this being said, I stumbled upon a crazy ass site today. BoobsXL offers nothing but pics and movies of naked women with a cup size no smaller than F. I managed to get a few movie clips of a chick washing her car with her huge tits. Check it out and tell me if I exaggerated or not.

 

For more free movie clips just check out this free boobs site.

Ladies, got an iPod?

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

Or better said, “Got an OhMiBod?”.

ohmibod

This “handy” 5 1/2″ long (insertable) and 1 1/8″ in diameter accessoire vibrates on the tunes broadcasted by the iPod it’s connected to. I think a lot of chicks are going to listen to hardcore techno now :)

I guess that for me it’s waiting for that long awaited iPod controlled vagina. Or not…

More info on the OhMiBod can be found here.

Happy Halloween! I guess…

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Well, it’s that time of year again when the real monsters can come crawl out of the sewers and mingle with candy crazy kids dressed up as rejects of society.

I live in Europe and when I was young (20 years ago or so) we’ve never heard of Halloween but since a few years the shopping industry has decided we should celebrate this event to. Although no one knows what it means over here. So tonight I will go get drunk again, fall on my face and make my nose look like a squeezed pumpkin.

One good thing about halloween is that porn people start taking extra pictures with pumpkins, costumes, etc. This results in some mighty fine Halloween porn. Check out the porn pics (and links) below!


 

 

 

 

 

Click the pics above to see all the pictures!

Have a great Halloween all!

The body bouncer, ah well…

Friday, September 8th, 2006

Is your sexlife getting boring? Then maybe it’s time to try the Body Bouncer!

Hehehe, this is a new one for me. My friend mailed me this little movie and and after looking at it I just had to go check out the site to see for myself what this “sex trampoline” was all about. It turns out the inventors/sellers of this item have created their very own body bouncer kamasutra.

And the good thing is that for as little as $199 you and your partner can start bouncing up and down :)

Soccer midget fucking

Saturday, June 24th, 2006

No there’s nothing wrong with your eyes, you’ve read it right. Soccer midget fucking…

I got this email from a buddy of mine today with a movie clip attached to it. Because he sends me around 15 of those emails each day I always go through them rather fast. But this particular one really got my attention. It started with a midget in a soccer outfit juggling a ball, suddenly several shots of hot babes were flashing by and before I knew it the midget was actually banging and licking these hotties’ snatches. I thought by myself: “What the fuck!?” the movie structure made no sense at all. Soccer, midgets, fucking???

Ah well I thought it was quite funny so why not share it with you guys.